My team are idiots!

Things that are true about this year's footy season:

1. Essendon are shit
2. Richmond are shitter
3. Melbourne are even shitter
4. Carlton are even shitter than Melbourne.
5. West Coast are shit (yay!)
6. St.Kilda are shit and still won't win a flag!
7. Barracking for Carlton in the 'Naughties' is turning me into Wayne Carey's dad (I drank 1/4 bottle of fake-Absinthe and two Coopers and we still lose)

My team are idiots! *burp* *ar..fuck off ya stupid cunt! rahrahrah etc..etc *