'Hutchy'(l) - 'He's lookin' at ya!'News just to hand: Craig “Hutchy” Hutchison has reportedly been put on notice by Channel Nine, for his untoward behaviour on the hard hitting football panel show Footy Classified. The network, who hired the notorious gutter journalist after he was sacked by rival station Channel 7 in 2005, has reacted strongly to repeated viewer complaints that Hutchison had been “undressing guests with his eyes” a producer from the show who wanted to remain unnamed has revealed to I-Footy.
Hutchison who had been put on notice for “gaze-fucking” late last year has allegedly breached a condition in his newly amended contract, which states:
It is understood that Hutchison has walked a fine line in recent times by openly flaunting the rule with co-host Garry Lyon, who as an employee does not constitute a breach of the contractual obligation. However, with guest star Nathan Brown in the hot seat this week Hutchison has been accused of “repeated eye-goggling, smirking in a flirtatious manner and indulging in behavior deemed unbecoming of a professional TV personality with a perceived heterosexual profile.”
This represents another humiliating setback in 2008 for Hutchison, who in a bid to boost flagging public interest, shaved his hair in an attempt to conceal a receding hairline an industry stylist referred to as the “Gaza Strip.” A recent poll of 1000 viewers confirmed that over 92% believed the new look was a disaster with another five percent requesting that Hutchison be banned from all media broadcasting.
Meanwhile, co-host Garry Lyon, the former captain of the Melbourne Demons and long time friend of Hutchison has just signed a six-figure deal with the new confectionary label Mustard Jis. Although the terms of the agreement have not yet been finalised it has been confirmed that Lyon will appear in a series of TV and radio advertisements promoting the company’s latest product, an arse-flavoured lollipop.
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