Monday, July 28, 2008

Richmond sack Miller!

Rabid Tigers fans celebrate!

Scenes of unparalleled jubilation spread across Richmond and Jolimont as the Richmond Football Club fans celebrated the 'controversial' sacking of 'controversial' football-operation manager Greg Miller on the weekend. Miller was off holidaying at Tahiti and checking his investments in the north Melbourne Football Club, and the sacking was 'amicable'. But Tigers fans couldn't be happier, says Muhammed Allah Muhammad from Richmond: "It is with great pride that the Miller aggression is stopped dead! Now we win football, look on weekend. We bit the Bombers and we bit the Lions of Zion! Alla Akbar! Go Tigers! Bowden is great!". Jose Sanchez from East Burnley had other things to say: "I always knew Miller was a bum. All he did was recruit Carey, who turned out a bum and didn't even play for us. Bums attract bums, now to get rid of bloody Richo the bloody bum!"

Noted Miller critic Caroline Wilson wasn't available for comment as she was getting her braces removed.




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