Thursday, July 19, 2007

It's aint over till it's over!!!!


Rocky Balboa vs Some Bogen

Eddie MacGuire presents a 'Boned Production' of an Eddie McGuire picture

BUCKY BALBOA!!!


Against the odds, one man, one last chance, when victory means EVERYTHING!

Hamstrung by his wifes' boutique going bust, his pet Chihuahua 'Magro' getting hit by a Vespa at Toorak Village, and a legion of toothless genetic-defectives and Pink-pies screaming 'JUDAS'! He's got one last chance, despite all the odds. The Pies are gonna make the finals, and can they take Bucky Balboa out of the cotton-wool for one last uplifting, inspiring display of COLLIWOBBLES...??! Each minute, each moment could be his last! The pressure mounts as Bucky faces the biggest challenge of his ultimate absolution. He's gotta dig deep, get the one percenters happening, make sure the Carbos and pinch-tests are in check, and the explorative surgery doesn't find the Holy Grail. He can't listen Spiderbait no more – its time for action....!!!

YEAHHHHH!!! YOU CAN DO IT! (Do it for Joffa!)

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When all that's left is one last chance, pray that he isn't hamstrung again..

THIS SEPTEMBER..The come-back of all time!

Coming soon Highpoint10, Southland10, Chaddy GoldClass, Northlands, Airportwest and Broady10 (with Gala Opening and 'surprise' celebrity guests!)

..and shortly after to DVD featuring commenatary track by Eddie, Daicos, Joffa, Richard Watts, Rove's Piss Boy, and the man himself 'Bucky' Balboa. As includes behind the scenes footage and a 3 hour dopucmentary 'Beyond the club - from scum to God! the Colliwobbles story'..All remixed in DTS!

“ ..STUNNING! A major achievement in Australian cinema. I was boned to my seat!.." Margaret Pomeranz, the Movie Show.

You can't dig deep until you've hit rock bottom. BUCKY BALBOA – the Big Comeback!



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