Kouta doing it 'Greek style'!Pre-millenium footy 'superstar' Anthony 'Kouta-rooter' Koutafidies has opened a SOUVLAKI HUT in Templestowe with ex-Blues 'woofter' and fellow reh Ange Christou. When asked by well known investigative journalist Andrew Bolt about whether Kouta is contributing to the 'obesity plague' by opening such a fine eatery, Kouta was quick to deny the allegations.
"Look mate, have you ever eaten a souva? Our souvlakis are made from lean Tasmanian lamb, and the tzatziki is make from yogurt, which as you know is good for your digestion - these were two important ingredients in assisting my Greek-god physique, and any decent nutritionist will tell you what good sources of iron and friendly-bactieria those food items are."
Well known Greek writer Christos Tsiolkas was quick to come out to Kouta's defense. "First we got harassed for being wogs, then for being poofters, but these claims that Souvlakis make you fat, that's blatantant Hellenophobiaism! Did you know why they make Souvlaki's in a cylindrical roll? It was because the ancient Spartans thought it reminded them of their lovers..." Unfortunately at that point the tape stopped.
Since Kouta hasn't played any real footy since his did his knee in the 2001 semi's, he's been busy tanning his Greek arse down at Athos indoor solarium, become quite a capable cha-cha dancer, and now, a bona fide Souvlaki King! KKKKKOOOOOUUUTTTTAAAAAA!!!!
"Look mate, have you ever eaten a souva? Our souvlakis are made from lean Tasmanian lamb, and the tzatziki is make from yogurt, which as you know is good for your digestion - these were two important ingredients in assisting my Greek-god physique, and any decent nutritionist will tell you what good sources of iron and friendly-bactieria those food items are."
Well known Greek writer Christos Tsiolkas was quick to come out to Kouta's defense. "First we got harassed for being wogs, then for being poofters, but these claims that Souvlakis make you fat, that's blatantant Hellenophobiaism! Did you know why they make Souvlaki's in a cylindrical roll? It was because the ancient Spartans thought it reminded them of their lovers..." Unfortunately at that point the tape stopped.
Since Kouta hasn't played any real footy since his did his knee in the 2001 semi's, he's been busy tanning his Greek arse down at Athos indoor solarium, become quite a capable cha-cha dancer, and now, a bona fide Souvlaki King! KKKKKOOOOOUUUTTTTAAAAAA!!!!
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