Featuring hit single 'You shouldn't take it so hard'Less than 24 hours after the worst season opener in recent AFL memory, avid inner city rock music collector Dave Betterscotch found a remarkable lost artifact from Richmond coach Terry Wallace's pre-Richmond career.
Before he convinced the Richmond board and legion fans of his '5 year plan', Wallace was actually moonlighting as a pub-rock musician! Betterscotch couldn't believe what he found when rummaging through the racks at 'Richmond Second Hand' while catching a souvlaki in between sets at a secret Living End gig at the Corner Hotel. 'Mate I was sifting through all this crap like the last Tex Perkins record, when I saw what looked like a Keith Richards solo record, and found this beauty - TALK IS CHEAP by Terry Wallace. It was only 5 bucks!'
Wallace has gone underground since the insipid defeat to Carlton, and ridiculous call to keep Ben Cousins on the park whilst carrying an injury. On closer inspection of the record seems to say what Wallace can't. With song titles like 'Don't take it so hard', 'Struggle' and 'Make no mistake' we wonder if he might pull this lost masterpiece out of his cupboard as a pre-game warm-up to get his forlorn players motivated against a primed Geelong at Ford Stadium next week.
Before he convinced the Richmond board and legion fans of his '5 year plan', Wallace was actually moonlighting as a pub-rock musician! Betterscotch couldn't believe what he found when rummaging through the racks at 'Richmond Second Hand' while catching a souvlaki in between sets at a secret Living End gig at the Corner Hotel. 'Mate I was sifting through all this crap like the last Tex Perkins record, when I saw what looked like a Keith Richards solo record, and found this beauty - TALK IS CHEAP by Terry Wallace. It was only 5 bucks!'
Wallace has gone underground since the insipid defeat to Carlton, and ridiculous call to keep Ben Cousins on the park whilst carrying an injury. On closer inspection of the record seems to say what Wallace can't. With song titles like 'Don't take it so hard', 'Struggle' and 'Make no mistake' we wonder if he might pull this lost masterpiece out of his cupboard as a pre-game warm-up to get his forlorn players motivated against a primed Geelong at Ford Stadium next week.
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